*'The fans will come back if we cancel a second NHL season, right?'
*'I am convinced that this plane would be better if you could roll the windows down.'
*'You know where a good place to sleep would be? The floor of this house I'm busy robbing.'
*'My students are "dumb as hell." I know! I'll help them cheat on their tests!'
*'How old am I, officer? 19. No, 21!'
*'Hey, let's spraypaint 'bitch' on this lady's SUV! ...hey, how do you spell 'bitch'?'